Merry Muthaf*#%in' Xmas (feat. Xzibit) letra

Beast Reality

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
We on their wishlist (yeah) and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe
This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Fuck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff
Baby, bend over for your favorite gift
I'mma give you my north pole like you missus Claus
We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers

Ah yeah, you know my workshop poppin'
If you like toys I got plenty of options
Got the champagne flowing under the mistletoe-in'
The party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the mornin'

Yeah, or maybe like 6: 15
Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smoking that green
I'm getting hungry, got the munchies so I'm eating a tree
It's delicious and a great source of vitamin C

Happy birthday, Jesus
Thanks for giving us a reason to party
Let's get it started, yeah

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
We on their wishlist and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe
This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Yeah, my Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy and Wall
Let me stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce
Take a ride in a sleigh, puffing Christmas tree
Cheetah cheebed a cheeba then he passed it to me

Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink
Come in my house unannounced, my five plates bring heat
All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty
Here's my dick in a box, show me some mistletoe titty

Baby, it's cold outside, let's go put on some pyjamas
So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas
You my ho-ho-ho and I'm your candy cane
With my elfs and my reindeer doing my thang

Beast Reality

Happy birthday, Jesus
Thanks for giving us a reason to party (let's go again)
Let's get it started, yeah

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas (come on) from Beast Reality
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me
We on their wishlist and it's clear to see
You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (ho-ho-ho)
All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D
We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe
This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Jingle all the fucking wa

Beast Reality, Ayo Cheetah & Xzibit - Letras

• Merry Muthaf*#%in' Xmas (feat. Xzibit)